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My name is Lukas. I'm Norwegian with the most stupid ass housemate in existence. Here's how the conversation went on the phone:
Lukas: "Oh my god Mathias I'm trying to sleep you piece of shit."
Mathias: "Love you to bro, no homo. The thing is, (Name) is drunk, in my bed, accepting my love. You sir are the lucky one who gets to go get me a condom..?"
Lukas: "(Name) is way to innocent-"
Mathias: "You haven't seen her phone okay."
Lukas: "Fine! Fine."
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And so now here I was with a pack of condoms waiting in line at a 24 hour store. A man in line behind me went on ahead for conversation, "So wife or girlfriend?" I looked up a little surprised at first, but thought for a second. "Oh, these are for a guy." There was a moment of silence. "Oh, sorry you have the wrong idea, I'm just bringing these to a guy, who isn't gay."
Longer silence. "Look you can admit it dude, I don't judge." I sighed about to answer until it was my turn to pay. "Special girl?" Looking up again a bright cheerful woman at the checkout asked me. I was about to answer until guy behind me got to it first. "A guy."
"Aw, that's cute I don't see to many of those anymore. Their all afraid-" "Not gay." The woman pursed her lips, "Well do you live with him?" Thinking for a second I think a vein was growing, "Can I just buy these already?"
As I left the store I heard a muffled "I ship it" behind me.
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When I got home and knocked on the door Mathias answered. "Oh, I don't need those anymore."
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"I swear if you got (Name) pregnant I'm gonna-"
"I don't think she's pregnant."...
"What happened?"
"Butt duty."
Lukas: "Oh my god Mathias I'm trying to sleep you piece of shit."
Mathias: "Love you to bro, no homo. The thing is, (Name) is drunk, in my bed, accepting my love. You sir are the lucky one who gets to go get me a condom..?"
Lukas: "(Name) is way to innocent-"
Mathias: "You haven't seen her phone okay."
Lukas: "Fine! Fine."
~~
And so now here I was with a pack of condoms waiting in line at a 24 hour store. A man in line behind me went on ahead for conversation, "So wife or girlfriend?" I looked up a little surprised at first, but thought for a second. "Oh, these are for a guy." There was a moment of silence. "Oh, sorry you have the wrong idea, I'm just bringing these to a guy, who isn't gay."
Longer silence. "Look you can admit it dude, I don't judge." I sighed about to answer until it was my turn to pay. "Special girl?" Looking up again a bright cheerful woman at the checkout asked me. I was about to answer until guy behind me got to it first. "A guy."
"Aw, that's cute I don't see to many of those anymore. Their all afraid-" "Not gay." The woman pursed her lips, "Well do you live with him?" Thinking for a second I think a vein was growing, "Can I just buy these already?"
As I left the store I heard a muffled "I ship it" behind me.
~~
When I got home and knocked on the door Mathias answered. "Oh, I don't need those anymore."
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"I swear if you got (Name) pregnant I'm gonna-"
"I don't think she's pregnant."...
"What happened?"
"Butt duty."
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Magic Trio x Reader *Request: Ending 1*
Ending 1
Not telling who this is. He is OOC here. >.< So... Enjoy. :3
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And walk through the halls. You yawned and tripped over something. You yelped and fell face first on the tiled floor. You stayed there for a while, until you heard beautiful music.
You lifted up your head and looked around, checking if other people is here. You stood up, still looking around. You took your bag, which was sprawled on the floor and followed the sound where the music is coming from.
After going around corners, you finally reached where its coming from. The music room. You gulped, took the doorknob
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Pirates ~ England x Reader Child!America!Canada
"{Name} dear! Come get Alfred and Matthew please." {Name} sighed, placing her book she was reading on the table besides her. She stood up, following the voice of her husband Aurthur. She walked up the stairs and to there bedroom, opening the already cracked door.
As she entered, there stood Aurthur. His arms crossed around his chest staring down at there son's, Alfred and Matthew. She smiled, "Whats wrong this time?" She asked playfully, leaning against the door jam.
"Going through my stuff.. Again." He stated in irritation, staring down the two. Alfred gave a not so innocent smile, while his little brother clung to the little stuffed bear
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Catch Me (England x Reader, Songfic)
Before I fall too fast
Kiss me quick but make it last
So I can see how badly this will hurt me
When you say goodbye
(Name)… She’s beautiful. The way her (h/c) blows in the breeze, her pretty (e/c) eyes and her gorgeous smile that lights up my entire day, every time I see her she leaves me speechless.
But I can never admit my feelings to her.
We’ve been best friends for so long, about 8 years now, but she never seems to return my love… Not that I’ve ever shown it straight-out like how Francis would; just kissing the girl.
I send her Valentine’s Day cards every year, and she always returns them, but s
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DUDE~!!! Everyone at my old school thought I was innocent until they (sometime) looked at my ipod... AAAAaaaannnndddd me and my friend shipped these two guys one time (we saw them hugging XD) and they looked at us like we were crazy and screamed no at us! HAHAHAhahahaha~!!! Loved the story btw~!!! ^-^