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Denmark x Reader (Other Ways for D)

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  My name is Lukas. I'm Norwegian with the most stupid ass housemate in existence. Here's how the conversation went on the phone:

Lukas: "Oh my god Mathias I'm trying to sleep you piece of shit."

Mathias: "Love you to bro, no homo. The thing is, (Name) is drunk, in my bed, accepting my love. You sir are the lucky one who gets to go get me a condom..?"

Lukas: "(Name) is way to innocent-"

Mathias: "You haven't seen her phone okay."

Lukas: "Fine! Fine."

~~

  And so now here I was with a pack of condoms waiting in line at a 24 hour store. A man in line behind me went on ahead for conversation, "So wife or girlfriend?" I looked up a little surprised at first, but thought for a second. "Oh, these are for a guy." There was a moment of silence. "Oh, sorry you have the wrong idea, I'm just bringing these to a guy, who isn't gay."

  Longer silence. "Look you can admit it dude, I don't judge." I sighed about to answer until it was my turn to pay. "Special girl?" Looking up again a bright cheerful woman at the checkout asked me. I was about to answer until guy behind me got to it first. "A guy."

  "Aw, that's cute I don't see to many of those anymore. Their all afraid-" "Not gay." The woman pursed her lips, "Well do you live with him?" Thinking for a second I think a vein was growing, "Can I just buy these already?"

  As I left the store I heard a muffled "I ship it" behind me.

~~

  When I got home and knocked on the door Mathias answered. "Oh, I don't need those anymore."

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"I swear if you got (Name) pregnant I'm gonna-"

"I don't think she's pregnant."...

"What happened?"

"Butt duty."
So this is for a friend of mine
also something I just kind of did while I was bored
enjoy
:iconpewdiebrofistplz: 
*brofist*
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DUDE~!!! Everyone at my old school thought I was innocent until they (sometime) looked at my ipod... AAAAaaaannnndddd me and my friend shipped these two guys one time (we saw them hugging XD) and they looked at us like we were crazy and screamed no at us! HAHAHAhahahaha~!!! Loved the story btw~!!! ^-^